Game News, Reviews, Site News, Uncategorized A Hedgehog Dash – The Retro Review A Hedgehog DashiOSmade by a developer unironically named yololabsReviewSonicSonic Dash August 24, 2013 by Guess Who 27 Guess Who Previous Post Next Post
You have outdone yourself.
Looks like a interesting game. Kinda like Speedy Dragon for the Super A-can.
My sides have left the enclosed pool area. Holy shit.
I woke up in the middle of the night, couldn’t go back to sleep, but this actually did the trick lol dunno wth this is about, but it put me back to sleep so it’s all good lol
Why did I not know about these videos before?!
what kind of lame review is this? this made absolutely no sense at all.
Oh, believe me. It made PERFECT sense.
I’m with you, bm. Maybe it’s a reference we mere peasants don’t get…
I was expecting a tongue-in-cheek, commented review mixed with some crappy gameplay. Instead, I got Gary Jules the Hedgehog staring in the discolored Raindrop Forest zone.
Still, I think Sonichu would be a great addition to their character list.
Hint: listen to the lyrics.
Original the Name, do NOT steal!
I think this is the closest anybody’s gotten to a Sonic Genesis-Style HD game.
Nice review XD
The heck did I just watch
Dat Ruby. =’]
I was just thinking about the dash review when I saw the homepage
Guess Who has done it again. Who knew that a simple review of an iOS game could elicit such a powerful emotional response? Obviously he is a wordsmith of our time.
So… the final score is Aaron Webber… crying?
The official, canonical score is “Aaron Webber sheds a single tear in the rain as Mad World plays in the distance”/10.
If there was a reason for Retro having their own Youtube channel. Dare I say, this is it.
Guess Who…My sides…they hurt. You are a freaking legend!
I’d like to believe that the canonical ending to the Sonic Dash review was the one with the Sonic.exe screamer, right? :V
No, the canonical ending is the suicide ending, as established in this video.
Oh, I see then u_u
Fact of the day: having YOLO in your company name leads to no good.
Mother Of Yolo