Humor Presented Without Commentary: What Ken Penders’ Sonic Movie Could Have Been Like And the Powerpoint presentation that Ken Penders used to pitch this to SEGA. Because you can never have enough Penders in your lifeKen Pendersmovie July 8, 2014 by Scarred Sun 7 Scarred Sun Previous Post Next Post
This… this is BS, right? It’s hard to tell…
And can you feeeeeel the cancer tonight
the feel the Penders brings
This man really needs a chair shot or 10 to the head. May finally set him straight.
While the entire video felt as cringeworthy, I’m particularly bothered by that “Presented by Sega” screen (at 0:17).
HOW can you put THAT picture in a video you’re pitching to Sega for a potential Sonic movie!?
I can’t even read what it says at 1:18, it’s literally the worst color he could’ve picked for text in front of a light-colored background!
I know there’s got to be a way for Sonic to be taken seriously as a narrative, but THIS certainly isn’t it. A little perspective’s a good thing to have when dealing with this tier of cartoon character.