So, you may have heard on the Tweeter Twats yesterday that we were developing an app for Facebook. Since we were convinced that some Sonic titles must have just come out of a random word generator (hi, Sonic Free Riders!), we figured we could one-up that, and thus Sonic Generator was born. The app is pretty much what it sounds like: it generates…unique titles for Sonic games and allows you to share them with your friends.
The problem? The Retro staff may have had spent more time “beta testing” the software than working on it. Thus, a chat log full of:
- Sonic & Sega All-Stars Go-Kart Mayhem
- Mecha Sonic’s Zombie Arena
- Sonic Weight Loss CD
- Sonic vs. the Yakuza: Spatula Combat
- Amy Underwear Safari
…and very little work was done that day. As such, we have released Sonic Generator to be a massive timesink for everyone! There’s only one caveat: you’ll need to be a fan of our page on Facebook, which we’ve revamped to be 95 percent more awesome than before. There, you can get the latest front page stories put in your feed, check up on forum and wiki updates, and post on our wall. We’re also looking adding more unique content to Facebook subscribers in the same way we do for our Twitter followers, so check us out!
You can like us at http://www.facebook.com/sonicretro, and if you’re already a fan, can access Sonic Generator directly using this link.
“Sonic vs. the Yakuza: Spatula Combat”
“Sonic & SEGA’s BMX Revolution” sounds like it’d be okay
also “Vector the Crocidile in ‘Sewer Dudes'” is something i’d also play. I assume the Sewer Dudes are a new team he makes with a shark, an alligator and a bear to save the Chaotix
THIS IS A SONIC TITLE GENERATOR AS WE TRULY IMAGINED IT
Mighty in Writing Espionage!
Actually, someone likes Fang too much. I got heaps with him in.
“Big the Cat’s Skydiving Posse” “Big’s Rocket Project” “Sonic & NiGHTS’ Gopher Beatdown” “Espio’s Ice Cream Heroes” “Mecha Sonic and the Stick for Kids” “Dr. Eggman’s Gimp on the Oregon Trail” “Vector’s Catapult Challenge” “Dr. Eggman: Caveman Princess” All perfectly reasonable game ideas.
Wentos’ Frog Country
Mecha Sonic Disco Express
Blaze’s Sunshine Uncensored
King Boom Boo’s Bongo Omega
Blaze the Cat in Bimbo Mania
Vanilla the Rabbit’s Chainsaw Jihad
Miles “Tails” Prower in Sex For Kids
Knuckles: Makeout Mansion
Amy Baking Advance
Sonic’s Booty Conspiracy
Metal Sonic Dinosaur Derby
E-102: Fun Noodle For Kids
Chao Wheelchair Voyage
Cream’s Booty Romance
Amy’s 3D Punishment
Metal Sonic’s Transvestite Thieves
Mecha Sonic Shaving Warrior
Tails Bong Assassins
Amy: Banjo XXX
Espio the Chameleon in Sandwich Uncensored
Knuckles the Echidna in Love Punishment
Mighty’s Transvestite Dungeon
E-102: STD X-treme
This app is awesome.
Froggy Surgery vs. Capcom
Jet the Hawk’s Monster Truck Dance Party
Knuckles the Echidna in Janitor Revenge
Sonic & Sega All-Stars Go-Kart Mayhem – Summarises the game itself 😛
Mecha Sonic’s Zombie Arena – MAKE IT HAPPEN SEGA
Sonic Weight Loss CD – How Classic Sonic became less fatty and received green irises
Sonic vs. the Yakuza: Spatula Combat – LOL
Amy Underwear Safari – ME GUSTA
Amy Underwear Safari.
I fucking love you guys.
Knuckles in Chocobo Dreamland. Watch out for Ozma.
I had my friends beta one that he made. Sonic trapped riders.
They are chained making the races harder.
just tried it a couple of good ones
Cream’s Afro Sisters
Mario and Sonic in Robot vrs Street Fighter
Amy Yakuza 2000
I got a new one for the Mario crossover series
“Mario and Sonic in 3d Slaughter”
“Dr. Eggman’s Trailer Park Planet”, where we have the best trailers available for rent. :V
This is pretty good. I think my favorite so far is Sonic and SEGA-All Stars Makeout Task Force.
So…pretty much the Sonic communities on FanFiction.net. I’ve been there before. ‘Tis a wretched hive.
I just got “Charmy Bee in Afro Horror”.
Man this app is funny.
Yacker’s Sailboat Dancers.
E-102 Hilybilly Force. This is too good to express in words.
“Froggy Terrorist Tale” Ummmmmmmmmmmmm
How about Sonic All Stars: Square Dancing Explosion. All right!
As a Sonic furry I laughed at “Amy Underwear Safari”!
“Mighty and the Breakdancing Assassins”
“Fang the Sniper in Tricycle Mania”
“Fang Nazi Pimps”
“Tails Doll: Shock Slayer” (Tails Doll seems to be very rare)
Gotta remember that.
This would have been useful at RAGE.
Vector: Pogo Legends
“Chaos Emeralds of Helicopter – The Resistance” I SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH YES
Why is this script restricted to Facebook instead of being made available for general use through sonicretro.org? It seems like it’d be very simple to throw up a PHP script that outputs either plain text or an image and link to that instead of having to go through Facebook.
(Incidentally, I have an old IRC script that generates random Sonic level names. I may consider reworking it as a PHP script for general purpose use later.)
They probably made it Facebook exclusive to have more people like the page. Prior to the announcement of this app, they had less than 375 likes but now they have 665 likes. I originally never liked the page on Facebook since I RSS feed the site but since they’re now doing stuff not shown on Retro, I have a reason to follow the page similar to why I follow the Twitter account.
Charmy: Dating of the Third Reich.
I got Big the Cat: Terrorist Stikes Back.
You guys are brilliant in every sense of the word.
Rouge’s Moped Psychiatrist.
I’d buy ten.
Charmy Bee in Boxing Uncensored – lol
Dr. Eggman Underwear Safari.
Excelent. Now when someone would like to make a fan game or a hack, but don’t have ideas for names, this is the solution. Now this is another Retro project that will beneficiate Sega when they choose the game names…next the retro guys could come with an engine that allow Dimps to mark a box and auto script the entire game phisics, or a tool to make random good games(just joking, they make good games…but not excelent games).
Well anyway: Sonic Retro = Epicness Wins!!!
“a tool to make random good games”
Yuji Naka could give us the one he has
Sonic and the Secret Psychiatrist
Game of the Year!
Sonic & Sega’s llama of death. I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY THIS.
Changed my mind, i’d prefer to play “CHAO STICK SMASH”.
Tails Bongo For Kids?
Omochaos Underwear vs Capcom LOL
Tails Doll:Porn wars
Big The Cat’s Pachinko Horror
Chao Beach Zone
Mecha Sonic and the Sex Hunt
Fang’s Unicycle Syndrome
E-102 Animal Training
Dr. Eggman’s Landmine Family
Metal Sonic’s Mummy Overlords
Sonic’s Bobsled on the High Seas
Espio: Whale Horde
Amy’s Desert Smackdown
Sonic All-Stars Big Game Hunter in My Pocket
E-102 Castlevania in the Desert
Yacker Indian Legends
Sonic and Sega All-Stars Rodeo Rave
Eggman’s Robots’ Landmine Rocket
Dr. Eggman: Nuclear Smuggler
Espio: Architecture Collection
Vanilla the Rabbit’s Godzilla Revisited
Sonic and the Ping Pong City
Charmy’s Hamster Summit
Tails Kabuki Jr.
Sonic and Sega All-Stars Monster Truck Mayhem
Jet the Hawk in Sword Epidemic
Rouge Driving Phonics
Chao Android Dancers
The Babylon Rogues’ Bazooka Summit
Sonic and NiGHTS’ Baseball Trainer
Sonic and NiGHTS’ Chef Bloodbath
Vector the Crocodile in Harpoon – The Dark Project
(All from the generator)
Cream’s mom Brazzers adventure 😀
Metal Sonic Goes to the Jackhammer Enforcer
Sonic & Billy Hatcher: Karaoke Posse
Rouge’s UFO Babies
Big the Cat’s Godzilla Shoot
Fang: Mech Farmer
Froggy Hillbilly Disaster
Sonic & Sega’s Ping Pong in the Hood
Amy: Military Legend
Sonic vs. the Yakuza: Makeover in the Outback (the sequel to Spatula Combat?)
Dr. Eggman in Beat Conundrum
Metal Sonic Office Revolution
Fang the Sniper in Bongo Trader
Knuckles the Echidna in Stapler on the Road
Big’s Vegetarian Wasteland
Tails’ Bible Spectacular
Cream: Handgun Story
Sonic & Sega All-Stars Sumo in Africa
Tails Doll: Manlove Brothers
I cannot stop laughing.
Metal Sonic’s Ostrich Universe 😀
Chao Elevator Master
This is so much fun 😛
So in other words, to try this out you need to register on Facebook?
I’m staying with IGeNerator.
“Dr. Eggman in Metal Wasteland”
…so…it’s Brutal Legend with Dr. Eggman? That would be pretty neat.
“Knuckles the Echidna in Baking – The Gathering Storm”
SOMEONE MAKE THIS A GAME.
Ashura Programming Tournament – Ashura’s first appearence
Metal Sonic’s Bomb Dance Party – AKA Dance Dance Revoultion Sonic ver.
Vector Banana Espionage – The fangirls’ favorite game
E-102’s Harpoon XXX – The uncut, uncensored and extended scene of Sonic Adventure where Gamma meets Amy
Eggman’s Robots’ Dating Bastards – THE SEQUEL
Rouge’s Cheese Anarchy – … I can’t make something up, sorry -.-
Tails Doll: Prison Quiz – ANSWER HIS QUESTIONS RIGHT AND YOU’RE FREE, FAIL AND FEEL THE SUNSHINE
Espio: Motorcycle 25th Anniversary Edition – Chameleons on Motorcycles… In 3D
Blaze the Cat in Driving 25th Anniversary Edition – ANOTHER SEQUEL
Silver’s Android Connection – SILVER’S FIRST GAME YAY
Mecha Sonic: Metal vs. Capcom – I can imagine the final boss being Megaman X
Tails Doll: Thief Prophecy – SEQUEL OF THE QUIZ GAME
Tails Doll: Pogo Summit – Canceled due to entire SEGA staff killed, Tails Doll does not approve shitty sequels
Vector the Crocodile in Sex Legend – The sequel of the fangirls’ favorite game
E-102 in Sex DX – SEGA’s last attempt to make a good GammaXAmy game
Blaze’s Boxing Fun – Starring Silver the Hedgehog as Mickey Goldmill Jr.
Sonic & Sega All-Stars Football Fight – AKA Super Mario Strikers rip-off
Silver’s Gimp: The Gathering Storm – “After I smoke a J, I will destroy you!”
Sonic’s Nuclear from Hell – Sonic 06, The GOOD Edition
Jet the Hawk’s Jet Set Riders – MAKE IT HAPPEN SEGA
Amy Sword Fighter – Sequel of SATBK. Twice the swordfights, twice the epicness, twice the pantyshots
“froggy monkey project”
THIS IS THE GAME THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR!
oh, and “silver the hedgehog: princess forever”. 😛
on a somewhat more serious note, i’m having trouble sharing these fantastic works of coded art via the facebook button. i keep getting a pop-up window with the facebook motif stating “An error occurred with Sonic Generator. Please try again later.”