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    “Damn, just when the comparisons to Zelda had died down…”

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    “With fuel prices skyrocketing day by day, Sonic has no choice but to use a humble horse as his vehicle.”

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    This animal-riding-an-animal thing puzzles me so much.

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      Must be Sega’s way of getting Sally in the games!

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    If you thought he was gonna chafe because he ran without pants, friction with this horse is going to wear this hog raw.

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    Look at my horse
    My horse is amazing

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    Gotta steed, keed

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      Winner.

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    This turned out longer than it should, but still is interesting…

    “4 playable characters of classic gameplay
    20 animals of different skills
    12 zones of beauty and danger
    1 Colty Catcher of a diabolical doctor
    Over 70 hours of fun
    Sequel of both 2010 hit and 1995 gem
    SONIC’S LOPOTIX (or SONIC’S CANTEROTIX in some territories)
    COMING TO WII SPRING 2012

    Box of 1 disc and 2 hats”

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    “Damn you Amy, if you didn’t have that huge-ass hammer, I wouldn’t be making Shadow figure skating look cool.”

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    “Because we’re … Sonic Riders?”

    or

    “Sonic Powered Horse! BOOST”

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    I’m a bit surprised no one has said anything about “I’m on a horse” yet…

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      “Anything is possible when the Sonic and Mario universes collide. I’m on a horse.”

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    I thought the idiom was beating a DEAD horse.

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    “Oh, ok Mario, I’ll do your dare.”

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    Why… just why…

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    Open Your Hooves

    Hi ho, Sonic!

    Lightspeed Rainbow Dash

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      *brohoof*

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    An animal riding an animal…its less crazy of an animal driving a car though!

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    i’m still asking me, sonic can run at speed of sound, so… why in the hell he would need a horse?

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    “I NEED A HORSE!!!”

    “Ah, there we  are.”

    ***If you haven’t seen the Thor movie yet, you won’t get the joke***

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      GIVE ME THE BIGGEST CAT YOU HAVE

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      “We don’t sell horses here.””THEN WHAT DO YOU HAVE?””Dogs, cats, birds-“”JUST GIVE ME ONE BIG ENOUGH TO RIDE ON!”

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    Where’s that damn 4th Chaos Hurdle?

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    “This horse is retarded, Amy. That’s why I bought it so cheap.”

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    F**k your super shoes I’ve got a horse outside!

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    Due to budget constraints, Sonic’s Spin Dash has been replaced with a horse. Fans respond with exasperated groans.

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    “That hedgehog is horse powered”

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    Screw the rules, I have a stallion >:\

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    Because Shadow driving jeeps wasn’t enough.

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      “Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.”
      “Now with hot hedgehog-on-horse gameplay!’

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        “The rings are now diamonds!” (Could also be “The Emeralds are now diamonds!”

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          Anything’s possible when you’re hedgehog is made by Takashi Iizuka and not Yuji Naka.

          I’m on a horse.

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    I’m surprised I didn’t learn my lesson in black knight.

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    “After years of running throughout the globe, I have finally met my soulmate. And my soulmate is this horse.”

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    “Hi-ho, Silver–Wait a a minute, I thought you were a little too big to be Silver. Oh, well, better off riding this than Amy.”

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    Sonic teams up with Link to do battle with Ganon and Eggman in order to save Princess Zelda? I can dig it…

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      that’d be awesome, just add mario and it be the most awesome game ever. add all sega and nntendo charaters then it be EPIK ON AWESOME SANDWICH

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    “And it appears Dr. Eggman’s plan to distract Sonic with a My Little Pony worked!…almost.”

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      I wanted a horse.

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    “Well, it’s a change from abusing something with two tails…”

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    “…Why am I on a horse?”

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    You didn’t like Sonic as a werewolf and you didn’t like him with a sword.
    Based on the data we collected over the years of what was missing from Sonic. We have come to the conclusion needs a horse. Coming this Summer Sonic and the Horse Hunters. 

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    Pictured above: The Aqueus Green-eyerus Erinaceus albiventris riding the Equus caballus in his natural habitat… Wait why is he on a horse?

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    not to be rude but was this topic really necessary?

    that said i DO find it weird to see Sonic on a horse but for the record i never thought Sonic in a car was weird at all!

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    Ummm… Sega might want to lay off those ‘special’ brownies for a while. Please?

    “Now introducing Sonic Elephant Riding, the game where Sonic rides rainbow colored elephants over Robotnik’s new lavalamp zone! Only $59.99 for repetitive, unreplayable seizure inducing fun!”

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    He aims to be well-rounded, but let’s just stick to the spin attack.

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    Because…we’re Sonic Heroes!

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    Sonic Drift 3

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    Anything is possible when you play as a hedgehog and not a plumber.
    I’m on a horse.

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    All I have to say is this image right here…http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/95/95/50349595/photos/sonicand-sonic-drawings-made-by-me/14-01.png

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    “the legend of hedgehog” or “oh, theres where links horse went!”

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    “just when sonic being a werewolf and shadow on vehicles wasnt enough”

    “why am i on a horse”

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    “I’m the Hedgehog you could smell like.”

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      Back to the horse, back to me, back to the horse NOW back to me!

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        Good. I was worried nobody would get the joke.

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    Modern Lazy Sonic and All-Stars 3!! We fail to please you fans~!

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    Sonic: “Hey Mr ED, why are these flags backwards?”. Mr ED: “I
    dunno Wilb..err Sonic. Just give me the peanut butter!”

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    After reading all of these comments, I guess sonic needs to stop “horsing around.”

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    Now all SonicXHorse furry art is cannon.

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    “My horse is better than your Yoshi, HAH!!”

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    “…and Sonic and the Black Knight 2 didn’t sell as well as SEGA thought it would.”

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    oh come on mario got to ride a bullet bill

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    “HEDGEHOGS
    They make tails stick up”

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    Red Dead Sonic Redemption
    Sonic “the Hedgehog” Marston

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    As knuckles would say… I has a horse

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    Olympics born, the torch awaits.
    A runner warns of a deadly fate.
    “Give up your Tennis, separate.
    Bide your time, lie in wait!”
    Sonic on a horse!
    Sonic on a horse!
    They made a vow, their medal will be found.
    The children grow to learn what’s right.
    Leaders of the Modern pentathlon.
    They seek their Table tennis, she knows they do.
    Is it time, if she only knew,
    Will the Badminton come true?
    Sonic on a horse!
    Sonic on a horse!
    “I long for my horse, but I have to horse.
    To horse horse horse may seal their horse.”
    They made a horse, their horse will be horse.
    Sonic on a horse!!!

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    “Coming 2012: Sonic and the Black Night 2: Sonic Horse Adventures” You may begin your screaming now.

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